Favorite Euphemisms

One of the great things about the TO farce, now that it's settled he didn't try and commit suicide, are the euphemisms tossed around yesterday. As one multimedia sportsjournalist wrote, 'he took too many painkillers and had an alergic reaction", isn't that really a euphemism for 'drug overdose'?

Kim Ethridge is called a publicist, isn't that merely a euphemism for 'paid friend with sexual benefits'.

 

"wasn't in his normally responsive state" = wasted

 

"The company is positioning itself for future growth" = make sure your parachutes are secure.

 

That's a euphemism for "whore."

 

"scrappy" = white
"athletic" = black

 

In keeping with the Cowboys wide receiver theme

"Self-employed models"

 

Redeploying to the rear = retreating

 

Waste treatment specialist = Boots

 

Sanitary technician = janitor

Water-treatment technician = idiotsnetwork

 

Going ass-to-mouth.

 

well played, dools. well played.

dude in the office referred to an urgent need to 'grow a tail' before darting into the bathroom the other night. i laughed. also, it's commonly ref'd to as 'needing to najeh.' as in davenport. and, yes, we're a classy group here.