Free KFC! Thanks Oprah!

Go to unthinkfc.com and print the coupon. The site traffic is crazy, so you may have to refresh a few times. But it's two grilled pieces of chicken, two sides and a biscuit for free.

 

You couldn't pay me to eat at KFC. That place is disgusting.

 

Can I have your coupon?

 

There's one within a half-mile of our place and I have never considered going there. Too many bad childhood memories of stomach aches after helping polish off a bucket.

 

Gotta agree with Angola. The chicken is so full of sodium that you're dying of thirst after every bite.

 

Interestingly enough, I found the chicken at KFC's in London to be much better than what I've had in America. Then again a mile from my apt there was a Pizza Hut which had a full-service bar and was pretty nice looking on the inside. That was kind of strange.

 

The other day, Oprah said one of the ways people could save money during these tight times is to cancel their newspaper subscription.

So fuck Oprah and her free fucking chicken.

 

This is just a continuation of her hatred for the beef industry!

 

Somehow, when I think of Oprah and KFC, I can't see her munching on "grilled" chicken.



Yeah....that's more what I was thinking.

 

There are no independent KFCs near me. Every one of them is a joint KFC-Long John Silvers and they use the same fryers and grills for chicken and fish - no separation.

 

Fuck you guys. KFC is fucking good.

And fuck grilled chicken, too.

 

Sorry, but I can't stomach the idea of consuming chicken or beef raised by industrial producers.