Friggin hilarious: Accused murderer talks to TV reporter on his way to surrender

It's hard to convey in the title just how fucking hilarious this is.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/9427364/detail.html?rss=phi&psp=news

Click on the video, which is amazing and hilarious on many levels. Not only is it crack reportage by the TV guy (never thought I'd type those words), not only is it amazing how the accused was so cool, calm and collected, but you have got to hear this guy's response when the reporter asked where he was. And check out the car driving by the accused as he goes to surrender.

 

"Where were you?"

"I was at Jack In the Box."

 

Holy crap, that's funny on a prancing level.

 

Re: Friggin hilarious: Accused murderer talks to TV reporter on his way to surre

I just wish he'd have said "It was a good game. Both teams played hard."

 

I think Sprite should sign this guy right up.

"I'm Alvaro Williamson, and nothing hits the spot for me right before I surrender on murder charges quite like a Sprite."

 

So sweet that the anchors were concerned for the reporter's safety. But of course, all was well. "He wasn't carrying a gun. He was carrying a soda and a Jack in the Box bag."

 

Re: Friggin hilarious: Accused murderer talks to TV reporter on his way to surre

You know, Kobe endorsed Sprite, and he got off the hook. I'm just sayin ...