FSU's cowgirl celebrates her birthday on SI.com

As inane as this "column" is, watch the video accompanying it. SI should be really proud of itself for this, particularly the mic scene. Clearly, this girl has a lot to say and needed a regular outlet to do so.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/sioncampus/11/29/sterger.birthday/index.html?section=si_latest

 

I made it to the mic scene, and that was worth it.

 

You owe me about 43 seconds.

 

Why!? Why do the likes of ESPN and now SI keep dumbing down the business?! I HATE shit like this. And no, I'm not jealous. I'd never even think to do something like this, and would refuse to do it, if asked.

By the way, can she be more monotone? Um, have some personality and use voice inflection.

Deadpanned: I'm thowing a party. Everyone is invited. (I'm a robot)

EDIT: Win or lose, we're still gonna booze.

You stay classy (and slutty) Jen.

 

Watching the Gators defeat my Seminoles on Saturday was like getting a birthday gift from a crazy relative. You unwrap the glossy packaging, then realize that what's inside is pure crap. Another @$@%!!! sweater from Walmart. What am I gonna do with this

You spoiled little shit. You're lucky you have relatives still willing to claim you and buy you gifts on your birthday.



"For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes, 'Win or lose, we're still gonna booze.' "
-- Grantland Sterger

 

haha

 

No, it wasn't. Anyone else notice she didn't wear a seat belt while driving?

 

This is the dumbest thing I ever have read.
I mean it, this thing just wears its stupid right there as a party hat. And you know, you just KNOW, that she slammed that SEND button like she'd just actually written something.
Andre Laguerre is weeping in the Beyond.

 

Now THAT was funny.

 

She has a pair of custom-made airbags to save her in the event of an accident.

 

She's the kind of person I'd LOVE to meet and pretend like I don't know her.

Her ego is HUGE! I'd love give the "and you are?" line to her.