Got milk?

A "performance artist" in Toronto will be putting on a show called the "Lactation Station Breast Milk Bar" and inviting patrons to taste the offerings. Unfortunately, the milk has already been donated and no one will apparently be able to drink right from the source.

And if that ain't enough to make you spit milk out your nose, this show is being partially funded by a $9,000 federal grant. Your tax dollars at work, fellow Canuckleheads.

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...le&cid=1150408210067&call_pageid=968332188492

 

I thought for sure this would be a Britney Spears thread.

You disappoint me, Double J.

 

This "performance artist" would probably advertise her trade as a "sport" too, given the trends these days.

 

She works really hard. Just like football players do. She deserves the publicity.

I'm assuming this is a "she" .....

 

Another reason why it's the greatest country in the world.

Well, right up there with the seal hunt.

 

Geez, I did too... that's twice in two days....