Guess the bra size

Probably is.

 

At least you spelled "thats" correctly ... now work on the punctuation.

 

Really... that was an uncalled for image in EVERYONE'S fucking head.. Damn pussy_eaten charmion.

 

Remedial Theatre presents:

COCKDIAN'S Othello ...

Act I, Scene Four

(in the Italian village of Compton)

KOBEAGO: (driving Lamborghini) Man, you shoulda seen that fatass when Des sprayed him in the face! Kazaam!

LeBRONO: Wait. You left Des there with those three?

KOBEAGO: Ease up, Mower. She's gonna service them, if you know what I mean.

LeBRONO: Asshole! Stop using my woman to fight your battles! And it's "Moor."

KOBEAGO: Chill out, homes. Now where's this other homeboy you say will help us out?

LeBRONO: Just down the block.

(KOBEAGO guides the Lamborghini down the street. Eventually they stop in front of a small townhouse. Grunting noises emerge from inside.)

KOBEAGO: (jumping out) OK, let's get the dude.

LeBRONO: Ease up a minute. Now, don't mispronounce this dude's name, or he gets sorta crazy. Here's how you say it ... (LeBRONO hands KOBEAGO an old arrest warrant with writing on the back.)

KOBEAGO: Heh, heh.

LeBRONO: Don't do it, man.

(They walk to the door and ring the bell.)

KOBEAGO: Let's ding-dong-ditch him.

LeBRONO: Grow the fuck up. (A grunt comes through the speaker.) Hey, man, it's Bronbron.

(The lock release buzzes, and the two walk inside.)

ARTESTICLES: Hey, Bron. Who's the loser?

KOBEAGO: (raising hands) See these rings? You got one?

LeBRONO: Never mind that shit. Hey, ArtestiCLEES, (looks at KOBEAGO, then back), these crackers and their thug keep hassling us. Think you can go Dee-troit on their asses?

ARTESTICLES: Dunno, my man. I'm a rapper, not a fighter.

KOBEAGO: If that shit you were spewin' is rap, then I'm Andrew Marvell.

LeBRONO: Who?

KOBEAGO: Never mind. So, Artie, are you in or out?

ARTESTICLES: Don't cross me, dude. But I guess I'm in.

LeBRONO: Great! So what now?

KOBEAGO: I say we hit the dance floor!

 

I agree...ewwww. Looks like SportsJournalists.com's Masturbation Squad just found a new team captain.

 

I don't like to brag, so my score is only available by PM.

 

Was there a point to this, dumbass? (and I meant COCKDIAN's moronic use of the quote function..not you DyePack..)

 

For a minute there, I thought you were going for the crown for "out of the blue attack."

 

Even this blonde isn't dumb enough to attack you, DyePack.

 

About six lines down, COCKBREATH asks 'Why are you using the same one?' but, as is painfully obvious, he knows not how to have fun with quotes.

 

Oh. Thanks for noticing that.

Well, COCKDIAN, I could write Scene 5 tonight, but I'll save that pleasure for another day.