Hello everyone!

Lou, are you bored or have you been drinking this morning?

 

'Tis the black spot!
Away with ye, blind Pew!

 

Canadians likes t' pries into every seaman's past like a judge at a quarter session. When I threatened to step in, JR told me to hire a sea cook, so, by Jove, I did hire a sea cook, right out of his own Spotted Dick tavern! Ha ha! Fellow by the name of Long Fenian Bastard. I didn't waste my time poring over his credentials. All the credentials I needed was a taste of his ham and his buttered eggs!

 

I don't ever want to know anything about Fenian's "ham" or his "buttered eggs." :-X

 

Hello, sailor!

 

What I would give to be at Lou's house on halloween.

 

Lou has become a modern day Jack Sparrow.

 

Hey London,

We have this golfer named Eldrick Woods who might make a good story. He's pretty good. He Won a cup or jug or something over there recently.
And he's black.
And his father, with whom he was very close, passed away recently.
Might make a nice story if you get around to it.


;D

 

"With the first pick in the SJ NIAFL cricket draft, the Wicked Googlies select Shane Warne."

Pastor Crass should set up an NIAFL for the English Premiership.

 

jgmacg,

The Hounds made my day. Many thanks.

Pirate Lou,

Can't believe no love for Man From Uncle. What about Girl from Uncle, Wild, Wild West, Time Tunnel, Lost in Space, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea? Same production values and story lines tweaked a little.

 

Nor do I want to know why anyone has a spotted dick...
On the other hand, it might be the first time anyone called F_B "long"

 

As usual, 21 is on point.
Matt, it is essential that you tell Jonathan the Soccer Fan to contact me.
He lives in Denmark, but you should have his phone number, on account of he's English too.
All kidding aside, this is urgent.