So let me get this straight.
You're down on VORP, and advanced metrics in general, but you're gonna use OPS+? You think Pujols might have been more valuable, and you're going to use the Reds scoring more runs as proof of that?
And so I am clear, any expression that there is, in fact, a correct answer to a question is absolutism?
Then, yes, I am guilty of absolutism. So is any other functioning human with an intact cerebral cortex, but I am guilty.
If that's how you define absolutism, and absolutism is what offends you about people looking to measure things, might I suggest that the problem lies with you and your definition of absolutism. There can be no answering any questions if we are to abide by the rules you propose by inference. The MVP award is a zero-sum proposition. Someone wins. There can be multiple arguments for multiple players. But people are not bound to treat those arguments with equal weight. I could argue that Pablo Sandoval was the most valuable, because he had a cool nickname. What I cannot do is demand you weigh that equally with an argument for Votto, or even an argument for Pujols.
I humbly submit the following:
Votto won the slash stat triple crown. Albert Pujols was a close second, but he WAS second, in BA/OBP/SLG. Controlling for both of them playing the same position, above average, and neither having any particular speed, etc, I think it's the only reasonable conclusion that Votto was the National league's most valuable player last season.
He got 31 of 32 votes. And won the award.
Since you will not argue that this was not the correct answer, I think I was right in asserting that it was the correct answer. And consider the matter closed.
Now, if you would like to make a case that I am wrong, the voters were wrong, or that the stat folks are wrong, I'd be interested in reading it.
In other words, stop letting your fee-fee get hurt by the WAY people make their case, and make a different case, if you genuinely think there's a case to be made. People argue their opinions because they believe them to be correct, and there are few things so tiresome as someone who never ventures an opinion but whines that other people are too "absolutist".