Hilarious complaints to FCC about Super Bowl

I didn't see this posted anywhere, but I thought you guys would enjoy this. Some of these complaints are incredible.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc1.html

For example ...

"It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette (sic) while his guitar showed a very phalic (sic) symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would preffer (sic) not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."

 

Now this is funny:

 

I think I just got a new signature!

 

Dear Ms. Jenkins:
For next year's halftime show we were thinking of allowing Vivid to do a live stage show to promote their new movies.
Thank you for writing

 

Is that because you feel small and unable to perform in the evening?

 

Good thing Liberace's not around

 

No, no, no. That was beside the point. I blamed that on the 14 strawberry daquiris, not Prince.

 

Funny, most saw a genius performing his miniatrue ass off during a monsoon. I guess these are the folks Freud wrote about.

 

Wait a second! Are you trying to say Libeace (sic) is gay? I thought he was just really, really happy -- and patriotic.

 

Is Prince gay? I always thought he was just indiscriminate.

 

I love this line...

"...now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet."

Wow. Talk about over the line. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

They also called Prince a one-hit wonder.

Uhm, really? In what universe? I'm not a Prince fan, but you're a retard if you believe that. Excuse me. Pathetitard.