I just had the best lunch in the history of lunches.......BURP.....

From a local BBQ place........

Large Ribeye Sandwich (topped with mushrooms and onions) and a large order of tater tots.

Not quite a footlong hogie bun.....ribeye was made perfectly....massive number of tots, but not too much....

I am so full right now, if someone were to poke me with a needle, it would make Hiroshima sound like a firecracker.

burp

 

Did you post this from your laptop while sitting on a toilet?

I'll say a prayer for your lower intestines.

 

I would like to see you poke YOURSELF with a needle again ... Now THOSE are fun threads. That said, sounds like a sammich I could so pwn right now.

RB

 

I have to poop just from reading this.

 

Sounds pretty good. I'm guessing if it was the best lunch in the history of lunches, however, it would have included about three ice cold beers.

 

I doubt a steak sandwich and tater tots is the best lunch in the history of lunches.

 

I'll have a steak sandwich and a. . .steak sandwich.

 

What is your idea of a great lunch, O wise one?

A patty melt, followed by a nice tall glass of Metamucil?

I got an idea.....for dessert, why don't you have a nice bowl of shut the fuck up.

 

Chef starts another thread about Chef, then complains when somebody has a little fun with it.
Are you that starved for attention.

 

I had two tuna fish sandwiches and a handful of carrot chips.
Yummy!
It is and was clearly superior to your steak sandwich and tater tots.
A pox on you for eating food that actually sounds good as opposed to my somewhat healthy meal.
I also have 10 good toes.
So, again, I am superior to you in every way.
Carry on ...

 

I didn't complain once.

I offered up a lunch tip for you, followed by a tasty yet filling dessert tip.

Nary a complaint anywhere to be found.

 

Here's some dessert for you, Chef: