If you enjoy a selection of good poop stories like I do.....

.......then this thread is for you.

My God. I am in tears laughing reading some of these.

http://deadspin.com/your-most-disgusting-poop-stories-are-very-disgusting-1791563192

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

 

I never knew George Brett worked in Qatar ...

 

I'm glad you said that. Almost titled the thread "George Brett hasn't got shit on these stories."

Still the funniest piece of recorded audio I've ever heard.

 

The Craigslist epic introduced me to a term I had never heard but which is so appropriate: Ass Jihad.

 

My indirect poop story: Someone told me to Google "Tubgirl." I figured "Why not? How bad could it be?"

 

This is fantastic:


Patrick:

I once took a shit so strong and mighty, that after multiple failed flushes I had to get a Chipotle plastic knife and cut it up in the bowl so it could flush.

 

This is my kind of thread. Thanks, Chef.

 

Glad to do it.

 

That second one seems a tad racist.
At least as far as stories about sh#tting go.

 

Racist shit? In 2017? GTFO!!!

 

This thread is full of shit.