I'm giving away money!

Just as soon as my $2.5M gets here, I'm giving away money to all my friends. Who wants some of this?


RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS:

Winning Ref Number: LN 45 AB 6292

Winning Ref Number: LN 45
AB 6292

On behalf of Lottery NL
Organization, I am writing
in
respect to your lotto winning from the
total payout which you won
through the email ballot draws in the
Promotional Award in September
2008 as a category "A" winner.

We
wish
to inform you that your total
prize
money of $2,500,000.00.has
remained
unpaid by our treasury and
credit office after our initial
conference
your winning was not
successful.

You are hereby
requested
to contact
your claims agent
and immediately update your
claims
process for your payment.

Claim officer: Mr. William J.
Johnson
E-mail:
virginclaimagent@netscape.net
Tel: 0031-634239983
Fax:
0031-847595514

You are advised to provide the following information’s:
1.Name in full:
2.Address:
3,Occupation:
4.Nationality:
5.Phone/Fax:

Yours
Faithfully,
Simona
monmaxs
Lottery Coordinator:

 

$30,000 please.

 

That can't be yours! I just was notified I won!

 

Yup, tough on ya! Money's all mine. Matter of fact, I got TWO emails about it! I'm not sure whether they just resent the original message or I've won $5M.

 

No way do you get to keep all that money now! You said in your first post that you were giving it away. No givesy-backsy.

 

I want to rent Pengrowth Saddledome for the night. Please send me a PM.

 

How's Dec. 28 sound? Fuck the Flames. We'll rent it out for a private skate!

 

So many jokes, so many jokes.

 

Isn't that like only $1.2 mil American?

 

Virginclaimagent? Is JayFarrar involved?

 

Actually, it's like $7.5 million American with the exchange rate...