I'm The King I Don't Sit in Traffic Jams

And I can't get this out of my mind: All this to see the Chargers?

 

I've been to Qualcomm quite a few times, and if that's the road I think it is, it leads directly to the front entrance, which leads to the media parking lot. So I don't think they would have any use for the turnoff to Friars Road that's right before the entrance.

 

The MMQB crew getting slammed on Twitter:


dodgy nova ‏@stephonova
@AmyTrask @SI_PeterKing @JennyVrentas you realize you're all selfish, reckless, and awful people right?

 

I've never given two drops of rabbit shit about anything that Peter King has ever done.

 

A crowbar to the tail lights might send a message.

 

Nah. Take the cap off of the tire's valve stem. Find a small pebble. Insert. Screw back on.

They'll never park in your loading dock again.

 

Duly noted. For a friend.

 

From today's MMQB:
r. My apologies to those offended (and you should have been) by my tweeting the photo the other night of our car in the bicycle lane for a few hundred feet near Qualcomm Stadium, hustling to get there in time for an interview. Dumb by me for sure, and I’m sorry for the post.


Interesting -- no apology for actually being in the bike lane. Just a sorry for the tweet and attempt to mitigate by saying that he was late for an interview.

 

He also wrote about being relegated to C group on Southwest.

Surprised he didn't find a disabled person's wheelchair to push during early boarding.

 

I once tried something similar. I was late to a concert and the traffic was virtiall stopped for a wreck on the interstate.

Some others went by on the breakdown lane, so I tried it to get off the next exit. The semi in front of me didn't like that. So he moved over and kept me from passing him or getting back in the lang the whole way.

I kinda deserved it.

 

I do that all the time. When lanes are merging too.

 

Is there a sports writer with less self-awareness than Peter King? It's amazing. Completely clueless at times. A lot of times, actually.