Jimmy Carter and Hamas

[Chi City 81]

I have a Mr. Peabody and a Sherman on my office window sill.
Jay Ward and Bill Scott ruled my world when I was a child.

Quiet, you.

 

[Elliotte Friedman]

jmacg:

Are you saying it was wrong to help Israel because Bin Laden used it as a reason for 9/11?

 

[Boom_70]

jr jr the testicle czar
he knows if yours aren't up to par.

After he finds a thread to wreck
He stares at your balls, gives them a check

He likes to see how many threads he can botch
By staring hard at Ragu's crotch.

We all remember waiting in line for gas
And you want to give Jimmy Carter a pash.


We really don't know what the queen would say,
But what the hell, God save her anyway.

 

[Chi City 81]

Awesome, Boomer. Bonus points for successfully rhyming crotch.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Yes, because arrogant know-nothingism deserves no response, especially from people in countries that Boom doesn't like.

 

[Chi City 81]

Yes, because arrogant know-nothingism deserves no response, especially from people in countries that Boom doesn't like.

Just sayin'. Some of his JR poems miss. This one didn't.

 

[spnited]

Ah, yes, Boob's "poetry" contributes so much to the discussion.

 

[The Big Ragu]

jr jr the testicle czar
he knows if yours aren't up to par.

After he finds a thread to wreck
He stares at your balls, gives them a check

He likes to see how many threads he can botch
By staring hard at Ragu's crotch.

We all remember waiting in line for gas
And you want to give Jimmy Carter a pash.


We really don't know what the queen would say,
But what the hell, God save her anyway.

For the love of Paul Martin, Boom, would you grow a sack and learn how to write some real poetry?

And while you're at it, would you tell 21 to grow a pair of testicles. Preferably two balls that are each the size of a bag of hammers.

I mean, I won't be happy until she displays some balls so large that she can't hide them under the table.

And while you're at it, remind that cockamamy bullship baffles brain windbaggery Ragu that I am still waiting for my explanation of penile impants. It's not covered up here, but I am thinking about crossing the border to have it done. When I have the biggest bulge on the board, I will truly be king of the Internet!

 

[Chi City 81]

I'm sorry for fighting in the middle of your Black Panther party.

Carry on.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

History-as-a-handball checks in with some wit, and only brings half of it along.

 

[The Big Ragu]

History-as-a-handball checks in with some wit, and only brings half of it along.

Sorry. Too many words to call me a "half wit," when two words would have sufficed. Kreskin just said you need some new material. He fondled JR's mashive balls and divined that you are a windbag and a bore.

 

[Boom_70]

Awesome, Boomer. Bonus points for successfully rhyming crotch.

Thanks Doc - brace yourself for jr jr the golf rule czar.

Fenian - not fair - I do not dislike Canada as a country. If jr wants to take shots at the U.S it's only fair that we get to shoot back.

Besides what fun would it be for jr if we just all agreed with his silly notions?