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Jimmy Carter and Hamas

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by The Big Ragu, Apr 18, 2008.

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  1. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Quiet, you.
     
    Chi City 81, Apr 22, 2008
    #157
  2. Elliotte Friedman

    Elliotte Friedman Moderator Staff Member

    jmacg:

    Are you saying it was wrong to help Israel because Bin Laden used it as a reason for 9/11?
     
    Elliotte Friedman, Apr 22, 2008
    #158
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    jr jr the testicle czar
    he knows if yours aren’t up to par.

    After he finds a thread to wreck
    He stares at your balls, gives them a check

    He likes to see how many threads he can botch
    By staring hard at Ragu’s crotch.

    We all remember waiting in line for gas
    And you want to give Jimmy Carter a pass.


    We really don’t know what the queen would say,
    But what the hell, God save her anyway.
     
    Boom_70, Apr 22, 2008
    #159
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Awesome, Boomer. Bonus points for successfully rhyming crotch.
     
    Chi City 81, Apr 22, 2008
    #160
  5. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Yes, because arrogant know-nothingism deserves no response, especially from people in countries that Boom doesn't like.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Apr 22, 2008
    #161
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Just sayin'. Some of his JR poems miss. This one didn't.
     
    Chi City 81, Apr 22, 2008
    #162
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Ah, yes, Boob's "poetry" contributes so much to the discussion.
     
    spnited, Apr 22, 2008
    #163
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    For the love of Paul Martin, Boom, would you grow a sack and learn how to write some real poetry?

    And while you're at it, would you tell 21 to grow a pair of testicles. Preferably two balls that are each the size of a bag of hammers.

    I mean, I won't be happy until she displays some balls so large that she can't hide them under the table.

    And while you're at it, remind that cockamamy bullshit baffles brain windbaggery Ragu that I am still waiting for my explanation of penile impants. It's not covered up here, but I am thinking about crossing the border to have it done. When I have the biggest bulge on the board, I will truly be king of the Internet!
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 22, 2008
    #164
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I'm sorry for fighting in the middle of your Black Panther party.

    Carry on.
     
    Chi City 81, Apr 22, 2008
    #165
  10. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    History-as-a-handball checks in with some wit, and only brings half of it along.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Apr 22, 2008
    #166
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Sorry. Too many words to call me a "half wit," when two words would have sufficed. Kreskin just said you need some new material. He fondled JR's massive balls and divined that you are a windbag and a bore.
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 22, 2008
    #167
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Thanks Doc - brace yourself for jr jr the golf rule czar.

    Fenian - not fair - I do not dislike Canada as a country. If jr wants to take shots at the U.S it's only fair that we get to shoot back.

    Besides what fun would it be for jr if we just all agreed with his silly notions?
     
    Boom_70, Apr 22, 2008
    #168
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