Kill Your Idols: Mr Darcy

He was an uggo:

Shocking Study Reveals Mr. Darcy Wasn’t Actually Hot

 

Jane Austen sucks, too.

 

John Sutherland, an English professor at University College London and Amanda Vickery, a history professor at Queen Mary University of London, attempted to provide a historically accurate portrait of what the fictional Mr. Darcy might have looked like, based on Austen’s limited descriptions, her own romantic history (thought to have inspired the work), and the beauty norms of the time.
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And Jesus Christ looked like Lyle Alzado:

 

Now do Typefitter.

 

Typefitter is hot. I'd do him. (Don't tell JR).

 

Thought they were going to say Jefferson Darcy wasn't hot. He fancied himself a pretty boy, but his wife really wasn't hot.

 

Ted McGinley objects.

 

Trump needs to add Ted McGinley to his staff.

 

But she didn't look as much like a chicken as Al and the guys liked to say. Besides, he married her for her money and so he didn't have to work.

Now why was she living in the same neighborhood as the Bundy family when she made good money? That's the mystery.

 

Think Al bought before the neighborhood was gentrified.