Lance Bass is gay

huh, huh.

 

Let's examine this further:

Unhealthy obsession with 90210

Favorite music video: Billy Squier's Rock me Tonite

Favorite show, Gilmore Girls:

Lasts only eight seconds with women to escape uncomfortable situations:

 

I first met BYH at a bar. He was a sad guy sitting alone at the bar crying into his beer. I couldn't help but ask him what was wrong.. He looked up at me with his teary eyes and told me his problem.

"I was captain of the baseball team, " said BYH, "but does anyone call me captain?"

BYH paused - took a gulp of his Pabst Blue Ribbon and continued.

"I once save a baby from a burning house but does anyone call me 'hero'?"

BYH then broke down, put his head on the bar while his shoulders heaved in rhythm with his sobs. Finally, he lifted his head and shouted, "but you suck one cock...."

 

I dunno, maybe Little Richard, or Oprah or Eddie Griffin. You know.

 

All I know is, Lance Bass provided Jim Rome with some good material today ...

"You're gay ... great ... I'll speak for all of mankind and say nobody cares, Lance ... No one cares that you're trying to squeeze one more headline for yourself since 98 Backsync O-town broke up ... we don't care."

 

Yeah Rome had a good time with it, and I pretty much agree with the guy.

"I have an announcement to make...I am heterosexual."

 

Rome hit it right on the head.  Coming out has become the last-resort pub grab for former celebs no one cares about.

When it comes to dudes in movies or music, I always assume gay and work backwards. And I'm not trying to belittle anyone who is gay. I just know a few people on the fringes of those industries, and it seriously seems like everyone they talk about is gay.

 

What the fuck?

How did a thread on Lance Bass' power bottom turn into yet another BYH is gay thread?

I'm not gay. I date women. Get the fuck back on topic.

Now excuse me, I have to go drink some mineral water, read my new issue of Stud Puppies and watch Mommie Dearest.

 

Lance swears it's not his.

 

Does Mrs. BYH know about that part?

 

BYH, did you use protection with Kurt and Ram?

 

A few years ago, our Olympic swimmer Mark Tewkesbury held a press conference to announce that he's gay.
The general reactions were ...
a. No shit! Seriously, no one had figured that out on their own [/sarcasm]
b. Nobody gives a fuck. Get off the stage.