Major League is on ...

... and i have to go to work. Damn I love this movie.

And I just made perhaps the best find of my life as far of actors.
At the two hour mark, after the team has made the final roster, the Cleveland fans are bitching about the team. One of the Longshoremen says 'Who are these fucking guys?" It looked like Neil Flynn, the janitor from Scrubs. IMDB confirmed it.

 

Neil's also the first baseman on the Cubs in Rookie of the Year. He clucks like a chicken beautifully.

 

Some of my friends from community college were extras in Major League II. I didn't tell my father about it until after it happened. He was all, "I would have gone with you!"

I was out $50 and a chance to appear as an extra in the movie.

 

You can forget about f_t because he's only high priced.

 

Are you saying f_t can't hit a curveball?

 

I love that movie. Best line ever:
Heywood:Taylor what you doing back up here?
Taylor: Couldn't cut it in the Mexican Leagues
Heywood: How's your wife and my kids?

 

Yo bartender, f_t needs a refill ...

 

Barely edges out this line:

Jake Taylor: [to Rexman] Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
[Rexman pops the ball straight up]
Jake Taylor: Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.

 

This isn't the California Penal League, f_t, we're all professionals here.

 

I've watched this movie so much, I know the minutiae.. for instance, can anybody tell me the four letters Brown writes on the legal pad for Vaughn's improptu eye test?

 

So you're saying "Wild Thing" doesn't make your heart sing?

 

Shit, double. If you you were gonna pull this shit, you could've at least said you were from the Plain Dealer.

A C L U ... I think.