Masters for Tiger

Have you sent your resume to Isleworth yet?

 

Hey, moron. I don't give a rat's ass about Tiger's feelings. I said that. I fucking reiterated it. But my point is that firing a bunch of questions at him about his sex life is grand standing. It's not a matter of protecting his feelings. It's a matter of asking relevant questions in the setting at hand in the limited amount of time.

Now do you have any actual cogent points to make, or just more pithy insults to fling at people?

 

Sorry, Waylon, don't mean to infringe on your Constitutional right to be a fucking crybaby.

 

Betcha 60 Minutes will do an 'exclusive' piece on Tiger before the Masters, then Woods' people will say that since he answered all the Jennie Finch questions, that he's only talking about golf.

 

You are a fucking blight on this board, asshole.

 

I'm sure they are hashing out some kind of media strategy as we speak whether it's 60 Minutes or god forbid, Oprah. No way the Masters will be the next time we hear from him.

 

I heard he's scheduled to appear tomorrow night...on South Park.

 

Wait. Tiger hit Jennie Finch?

 

I don't get the whole "he'll be able to avoid the circus thing". Becuase it's not like he won't just get swamped the first time he plays a non-Masters event.

Just delaying the inevitable is all. Frankly, it might have been in his best interests to get the lion's share of the freak show over with before heading to Augusta.

 

I'm all for making peace. Here ya go.