Mel Gibson arrested for DUI

GIVE ME BACK MY LICENSE !

 

The anti-semite was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone.
WWJD?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060729/D8J5C6JO1.html

 

His diplomatic immunity has been revoked

 

There's a really evil Jesus joke to be made here, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna make it.

 

He'll have a hell of a time getting to work if they take his license away from him.

 

And somewhere, in a not-to-distant future, the outlanders are celebrating

 

It's not his fault. There he was, riding along, sipping an Evian and POOF!, suddenly, it was wine.

 

How do you say "Step out of the car, sir" in Aramaic?

 

Wow. This story just got good.
A cover up by the police ... more jew-bashing by Gibson ... and the always-fun, 'I own malibu' drunk yell.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/

 

Wow, a D_B in the self same thread!

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/29984/

 

"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested," Gibson said in a statement issued by his publicist. "I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse."

 

That line cracked me up.