Melissa Joan Hart: MILF?

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People Magazine features Melissa Joan Hart’s 42 lb weight loss.
According to the magazine, Hart went from 155 lbs to 113 lbs.

With the weight loss, Hart won the grand prize.

She got to pose on the cover of People in a purple bikini.

Will People Magazine be a hot seller this week?
http://coverawards.com/2009/05/27/news_melissa_joan_hart_weight_loss_3791/#more-20371

 

THIRTY-THREE-YEAR-OLDS ARE NOT MILFS.

for god's sake.

 

Did she work as a Vegas bookie and take A-Rod's bets on MLB games?

 

a young cougar maybe? http://www.hulu.com/watch/57940/saturday-night-live-cougar-den

 

Must be that hour of the month when the lunatics get to play on the computer.

 

I relish the days when your meds work.

 

Does she have a kid? If so, then technically she would be a MILF.

Though I always think of MILFs as in their 40s.

 

She's 33 now? Christ.

I remember when she was still jailbat on Nickelodeon.

Well, not EXACTLY, but close.

 

What, when you were 7 years old?

 

They used to run re-runs a lot when I grew into my teen years and my brother, who is still much younger than me, still watched Nickelodeon.

 

Tell that to the people who run maxporn.

 

I don't even like to think of Clarissa going from cute to huge back to matronly. Just depressing.