Mizzougrad, let's do this

Of course, you realize this means war.

 

Bring it, beeyotch.

 

Congrats Mizzou.

And Notre Dame sucks.

 

I draft Bubbler to fight on my side!

 

How many football games has Duke won recently?

 

Hey, let's leave the completely inept out of this conversation. We're only talking about the evilness of ND.

 

Is that some sort of crack at Catholicism?

 

I can't stand those smug, greedy-ass Leprechaun's.

"Who's been stealin' me gold!" should be their mantra, because it reflects all of its operating principles vis a vis football, conference membership, etc.

And as Starman pointed out in a different thread, their moments of football success are interspersed with a lot of ordinary shit.

They employed Digger Phelps, they've got Beano Cook's out-of-touch ass constantly declaring the ND job as one of the three biggest jobs in the world, need I go on?

And I'm (half-)Irish-Catholic.

 

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- Fuck Barry Alvarez.

 

Rooting for Notre Dame is like rooting for Microsoft.

 

Clever. Bill Simmons would like his line back.

 

I didn't steal the line from the Seventh Circle of Hell...