Mr. President, why won't your administration address the Death Star proposal?

This is not political, so don't make it such. Just sort of funny.

The Obama administration has said it will answer any petition that gets 25,000 signatures through Whithouse.gov

There are now 25,000 signatures on a proposal to build a Death Star. You move, Mr. President. I expect it to be fully operational by the time my friends arrive.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/death-star-petition-requires-white-house-response

 

In a highly unorthodox move the administration released a response in the form of a picture.

 

Don't do it, Mr. President.

IT'S A TRAP!

 

I hope he paints it in a more festive color.

 

That the official beauty score for U.S. women be 6

 

I have looked at some of those petitions and some are totally nuts, but some are quite valid.

 

The largest size a thong can be is a medium.

 

I find their lack of faith disturbing.

 

Our board getting 25,000 signatures?

That's impossible! Even for a computer!

 

That female-female teacher-student relationships be exempted from the law.

 

I would sign this petition.