My Colon

Will be scoped tomorrow, so today it is being cleansed.

I have been fasting since last night.

Ten minutes ago, I chugged down the prescribed bottle of Phosphates Solution, mixed with the champagne of ginger ales.

Ten minutes from now, I fear my toilet will be visited with a furious anger not witnessed since the last time I ate KFC.

I will keep you posted.

 

Ummm ... thanks?

Also, enjoy having a foreign object shoved up your ass. I know you usually do.

 

This thread, and Jones' trip to the can, will not end well.

 

And good luck on the colonoscopy.

 

Jones, I feel for you buddy. I had to go through the prep twice in a month's span. I was near homicidal after I went through it the first time and they told me I wasn't "prepared" enough to undergo the procedure. The nurses were terrified. The prep truly is the hardest part.

 

Jones' end will not end well.

 

may your colon be clean and smooth... unlike this guy

 

More kind words, please and thank you.

My stomach just made a noise that I can only describe as alarming.

I have also begun to cramp.

I am afraid.

 

Bring a book.

A waterproof book.

 

You can't think like that. The more your insides turn to liquid and come spraying out, the closer you are to not having to drink that evil swill anymore. And then you're that much closer to the whole thing being over with.

 

Looking at the thread title left me with only two thoughts.
1) Jones' hairy ass was on display again.
2) Boots has a new neighbor.

I am going to guess that you have never had the joy of eating at White Castle.

 

Should I proud or mortified that I have expert knowledge on the subject of this thread?