NFL Week 3: The Daniel Jones Era begins

I hate having to root for the Lions, but phuck philly

 

Ho. Lee. Fuk. As soon as it's posted, y'all have to watch Snead's catch against KC. How it wasn't picked and how he caught it is beyond me.

 

I’m guessing Kansas City will put that undefeated Lions crap to a halt REAL quick next week

 

Lamar Jackson got away with two or three of those types of passes today, thanks to incredible efforts by his receivers. There was one earlier where he was about to get sacked, just flung it down the field to get rid of it, and Seth Roberts caught it at the 2. Then that one, where Jackson threw it literally from one sideline to the other and Snead stole what should have been an easy pick from the defender.

 

Took the Cowboys and the Pats with the big spreads (-22 and -23, respectively) today. Cowboys scored late to cover. Pats were up 30-0 and then gave up a goofy touchdown on a muffed punt that squirted backward from the 10-yard line into the end zone, and a pick-six thrown by Jarrett Stidham after they took Brady out of the game.
In the first three weeks of this season I've lost bets on that; the Redskins scoring a meaningless TD with 6 seconds left; and the Bears-Broncos fiasco in the last 30 seconds last week.
The NFL is a cruel bitch, man.

 

The review for defensive PI sucks. I hope the Saints never win a playoff game. Ever.

 

But until then

 

Danny Dimes looking good

 

I now have a new fantasy team name.
Pete Carroll and the Seeping Nose Wounds.

 

Not sure of Steelers offense is bad or Niners defense is good.
Rudolph’s INT was bad.
Td throw was nice.
He’s been under heavy pressure all day.
So has Garrapplo, but he’s found his wideouts.

Teams are 0-45-1 when -4 or greater on turnovers. The tie? Pittsburgh at Cleveland last year, when they had 6.

 

And the Niners retake the lead despite it all