NFL Week 6 thread: Godspeed, Sneeze Achiu

Shoutout to the best name to ever wear No. 6 -- Walter Tin Kit "Sneeze" Achiu, formerly of the Dayton Triangles.

On to this week's action:

THURSDAY
Nope, thanks COVID

SUNDAY EARLY
WSH at NYG (-3)
HOU at TEN (NL)
CIN at IND (-7.5)
ATL at MIN (-3.5)
DEN at NE (NL)
BAL (7.5) at PHI
CLE at PIT (-3.5)
CHI at CAR (-2.5)
DET (3.5) at JAX

SUNDAY LATE
NYJ at MIA (-8.5)
GB (-1.5) at TB

SUNDAY NIGHT
LAR (-3.5) at SF

MONDAY EVENING/NIGHT
KC at BUF (NL)
ARI (-2.5) at DAL

BYE WEEKS
LV, NO, LAC, SEA

Might be a day to go apple picking. Browns/Steelers is the best of the bunch. The ol' Bay of Pigs game should be OK but just two late afternoon games? KC-Buffalo should be interesting but lost a bit of steam with both teams losing last week.

 

That Sunday late window ... guess that's when I'm doing yard work this weekend.

 

Kansas City at Buffalo is still a good one. Lucky me, I'll probably get just the Giants at home against WTF (yeah, I did that on purpose) at 1 p.m. and the Jets at the Dolphins in the late game rather than the two contests that are actually interesting.

The Steelers may be undefeated so far, but the Browns look like the better team. The one time they played the Steelers with Myles Garrett last year, he dominated and they won fairly easily. Of course, he also finished that night acting like a lunatic, so that could add a little spice to the game. Pittsburgh's defense was supposed to be good, but it has been the offense carrying much of the load so far. That may be tough to do this time around with more injuries up front and little hope that Garrett won't shove Alejandro Villanueva all over the place again. I think this one comes down to how well Baker Mayfield plays. The Browns have been relying on the run, but aside from the long touchdown by Sanders last week, the Steelers have been fantastic defending the run. It is their secondary that has been vulnerable. Cleveland's best chance going in seems to be a big day by Mayfield.

 

What in the absolute fuck...
No Thursday, and two late window sunday????

 

Shift a frigging game from the early window to the late window. Throw us Red Zoners a frigging bone.

 

Appreciates this thread

 

KC at BUF is a very good game.

Two top teams coming off losses? Neither wants two losses in a row.

 

Is there a team that would like 2 losses in a row?

 

There are teams that'd be overjoyed if they could limit losing streaks to two in a row, and we all know they are. A couple of them share the same stadium.

 

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Figures. Right when the WFT is at peak dysfunction and it's a prime moment to go two fists in on them from a betting perspective, they're playing the equally shitty Giants. You're a cruel bitch, 2020.

 

Relax. You can still bet against the Jets.