No-Hitter Alert

Maddux through 6 in Dodgers debut.

 

And he's now guaranteed to give up a hit. Oh well.

 

That's the idea. I don't have any room for a freaking no-hitter tonight.

 

As soon as he leaves the Cubs? It figures.

 

Double-plus unjinx, you cocksuckers.

I've got Maddux on two fantasy teams.

Somewhere, A_QB is looking for a ledge.

 

How's Liriano doing, Zeke?

 

He's fine, cockdian.

In all seriousness, I really haven't heard. One can only hope the Twins learned from watching Dusty Baker blow through two of the best young arms in captivity and are just being overprotective.

Or, he's really hurt and the Twinks are fucked.

 

rain delay

mid-7

 

Cockdian. Still very, very funny.

 

Of course, the Cub dust has lingered just long enough for torrential rains to delay the game.

 

The one time I think my MLB Extra Innings package will give me something fun to watch whilst my Cardinals get taken to the prison showers, it rains in Cincinnati. Great.

 

I think he's still on track to make his next start Monday against the Tigers.