No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Up to ninth in the standings and seventh in averaged stat totals.
If I can get healthy, I can make a run at this.

 

Um, it's 5 p.m. Tuesday and I have not scored a single run.
Are you kidding me?

 

The Dirty Hippies are so close the Hots can smell them.

 

I don't know how my team is in third place. It's horseshit. There's very little I like about my roster.

 

Boo Hots!

Hots bad!

 

Congrats on the award Buck - Noticed this on NIAFL Yahoo home page today:


Mr. Clutch (MLB)

You started a batter who hit a grand slam -- clutch move, my friend.

Won by: buck
Date earned: April 14, 2013

 

The Year of The Hots continues:

1. Evil Hots 84-31-5 .721 - 9-3-0
2. Dirty Hippies 74-44-2 .625 11.5 7-5-0
3. UntuckedShirts 67-47-6 .583 16.5 9-2-1
4. Throbbing Gristl 62-53-5 .538 22 8-4-0
5. Walk The Plank 59-55-6 .517 24.5 10-2-0
6. GregoryPeck'sBicycle 59-56-5 .513 25 2-9-1
7. Truck Turner 51-61-8 .458 31.5 5-7-0
8. Friends of Goatman 53-65-2 .450 32.5 3-9-0
9. Anti-Aging Wonders 50-65-5 .438 34 7-4-1
10. Testi Tubers 48-67-5 .421 36 2-10-0
11. WKBT 46-68-6 .408 37.5 4-7-1
12. We're Still ****ty 37-78-5

 

The Throbbing Gristle have turned things around. Watch out.

PS - if time travel was possible the first thing Buck would do would be go back and redo all of his NIAFL drafts.

 

Put your weight on it!

 

The Hots see something coming up on the right side:

 

Dear TV Dinners: You know when you make the TV dinner and you already know you'll eat the tater tots and pudding, but no way in hell you're touching the peas/carrots with the red stuff mixed in so they can call it 'festive' but really it's just taking up space?

That's you, playing the Hots this week.

Love, 21