No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

TV Dinners drives on to victory:



Love, mh

 

Back in the SportsPages days:

 

Alice Cooper had a great story about jamming with the guitarist from ZZ Top - he said the guitarist had two rules, "No drinking beer during gospel songs and second - no gospel songs."

 

Hot, Blue And Righteous

 

And the band played on:

 

The Throbbing Gristle have secured corporate sponsorship

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I'm number 9 (turn me on dead man)

 

I lead the league in RBIs.
I average more than 40 per week.

Why am I going flaccid now.

 

I was going to mention the flaccidity. Then again - I was also going to mention the excessive nudity in the NIAFL lockerroom.

 

Not only do I engage in excessive and unnecessary nudity in the NIAFL, I'm chronically tumid in that setting.


Current RBI flaccidity aside, of course.

 

Very luck to sweep the pitching categories last week and get a tie; however,I can't help but be disappointed.
Sweep the pitching categories and can't get one offensive category? Runs, RBIs and homers have been good-to-very-good categories for me.

 

Walk the Plank is now, well, walking the plank. Reigning champs seem to be going nowhere fast.

As such, football registration is now open.

 

Since I changed my team name to Disco Godfather, I'm undefeated and finally moved back over the .500 mark.

Moral?



Don't FUCK ...



... with Rudy Ray Moore me.