No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

You haven't been relevant in a decade.
You're royalty like King Tut.

 

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".

 

So Yahoo! sends me an email this week saying Congrats! on making the playoff.

I was eliminated in the first round of the playoffs last Sunday when Pittsburgh cheap-shotted Dalton, Eifert and Rawls.

But hey, thanks, Yahoo!

Today, I get another email telling me Dalton is out, so I need to make a roster adjustment.

Luck is the other QB on my roster, and I took him with the fourth overall pick in the 2015 NIAFL football draft.

 

I'll trade you Cutler.

 

Got another email today telling me Dalton is out and he's my starter today. Yahoo! stays on top of things, they really do.

Sunshine, the Vikings shall smite Smokin' Jay today!

 

The Bears are really on their holding penalty/giving up sacks game today.

 

Still getting Yahoo! alerts.

Thanks, Yahoo!

Good to know Eifert is out this week.

/stillbittergonnabeawhile

 

Baseball draft tentative - 10 a.m. PST April 1

 

Email.

Check your email.

 

I have just traded emails with last season's commissioners, and I expect to assume the mantle of commissioner shortly.
I'll set the preliminary draft date for 10 a.m. PST April 1, as indicated earlier in this thread.

I will start a thread over on the league board to open the floor for draft time/date input and open the floor for discussion of any desired changes.

 

"As of now, I am in control here ..."