Noah's Ark guest list: 2 Lions, 2 Goats, 2 Sheep, 2 Dogs, 2 ummm, Dinosaurs?

So apparently a creationism museum in Kentucky is claiming that dinosaurs were on Noah's ark, AWESOME.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2621240720070526

 

Baby jeebus' head is going to 'splode.

 

I wonder if Mythbusters is ever going to try and debunk this one, and if so, if they'll set it to a "Dangerous Catch" background.

 

I love this from the museum's website:

In other words, unlike just about any other museum, since we don't have anything REAL to show you, we're going to dazzle you with computer-generated special effects . . . and animatronics (whatever that is).

 

"There were green alligators, and long-necked geese; some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees. Some rats and cats and elephants, but sure as you're born, you're never gonna see no unicorn."

Loved that song as a toddler and it's always stayed in my head. It didn't address the dinosaur question, though.

 

Here's the scary part:

Three of 10 Republican presidential candidates said in a recent debate that they did not believe in evolution.

Can anyone name them?

 

A great story. This from the brother of an anthropologist.

Heard this on George Noory's show last week (George breaks news).

I wonder what Carl Crawford thinks of this flimflammery.

 

My brother did a story on this place.

Scary.

 

I really only read this thread to see how long it took to make a Carl Everett reference.

 

Loved the line line from the Herald-Leader Web site the other day:

Thou shalt not touch the animatronic dinosaurs