Now that's customer service

I like some unsigned local bands and bought a CD through CD Baby, which distributes music for such minor bands. Here is the e-mail I received notifying me the CD has been shipped:


Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, September 21st.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!


Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: cdbaby@cdbaby.com
http://cdbaby.com

 

Gateway used to have a pretty cool recording when you called to order a computer. The part that stands out went something like: "Press 1 to talk to a customer service representative. And if you aren't calling from a touch-tone phone, that's cool. We appreciate your retro sense of style. Someone will be with you shortly."

 

"Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you...you little shit."

 

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

 

This is the NSA.
Pay no attention and go on with your business.