Now we know why Tony LaRussa got a tattoo

It's a symbolic gesture meant to show compassion for his pitching staff, which will get tattooed every single night.

Could the Cardinals finish with the worst record for a defending World Series champion?

 

I don't even like baseball, but I despise LaRussa. And for that, I giggled.

 

Geez man it's three games in. A bit early to wonder if the Cards are the next Marlins/Philadelphia A's.

They were going against a Mets team probably amped to prove they should have won last year, if only Carlos Beltran could take the damn bat off his shoulders. The sheer shittyness of that division assures the Cards 70 wins.

 

The Bucs and 'Stros were brutal tonight.

 

OK, maybe I was exaggerating on the whole worst defending champs bit. little. Just a little

IIRC, the Cardinals had a losing record against the NL Comedy Central last year.

EDIT: Last year, the Cards went 39-42 against the NL Central. A 23-11 record against the NL Worst helped the Cardinals win the division.

 

Well, they had the worst record of any team to win a World Series, so it would seem to be the logical next step.

 

Ted Lilly urges you to take that comment back, or he will take it back for you.

 

;D

 

Maybe the teen girls like the tats and put out.

 

For the love of god, Mike, please find the following three items.

7-8 heavy bricks.

A burlap sack.

A bridge over deep water.

 

Maybe Tony started boozing in spring training because he saw the train wreck coming ahead of him.

 

Haha sorry man. My exaggeration radar is a bit off.