Number of the Day: One!

The Count and Sesame Street just informed me the number of the day is One. I'm usually not up this early and wanted to be the bearer of this information.

To celebrate, The Count introduced a dancing elephant. Then the show introduced two actual dogs with human bodies, who then built a totem pole while dressed in flannels. Then, a furry red falsetto brings on a mustachioed Mr. Noodle to dance for me.

Why this show did not lead me to a life of drugs, I will never know. :-\

 

Was it a singular sensation?

 

One might be a fine number, but if you're looking for a hero, try zero.

 

Photoshopped Murphy in a Sesame Street photo in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

 

No, but it is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

 

I thought you were going to tell us you were not having twins.

 

Funny you say that, because my wife and I know that twins run through each of our families. My sisters, great uncles and a set of cousins are twins. Her aunts, and I believe two of her cousins, are twins.

We knew it was a singular CI from the first sonogram.

 

And by the way, the doc's going to let us get another sonogram in three weeks (the previous one was scheduled for three months) so we can find out the sex. I know that's rude, but we want to know so badly.

 

Oh please, like you have the money to start painting a nursery anyway. ;D

 

Three is a magic number.

 

What's the letter, Cent. I need to know the damn letter of the day!

You bastard! Give it to me now!