Oh My Goodness, This Has To Suck

Blueberry muffin on the screen. never saw that coming.

 

saw a big poster for a steven segal concert while we were waiting for the Metro in Paris last month.....i turned to my wife and said "and the French think we have no taste"....

 

thanks, i'll be here all week.....

 

If someone hadn't told me that was Segal, I never would have know it. Just another fat, has-been talent trying to play the guitar.

 

That was just to dispel any doubt about the French and their alleged "taste" in entertainment. ;D

But they're not alone in their Eurocentric delusions -- here's what their neighbour to the east considers great singing.

 

My first thought was if that's John Goodman, he's lost a bunch of weight

 

Me too, I had no idea who that was.

 

Anyone who posts that gif of a dancing Hasselhoff in bikini underwear where it zooms in on his crotch...dead to me.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/26/AR2006062601509.html

Big City Blues magazine, which put Seagal on the cover of its current issue, called his guitar work "exceptional" and Seagal himself "a natural -- a very talented musician.
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Even the members of Aretha Franklin's band who sneaked in a side door after their concert in an adjacent theater roared their approval at the end of Seagal's set.

 

I'm sure they "roared," but the "approval" bit ...