One of the strangest moments ...

So wait, now you are calling me a liar? This is all very confusing.

I mean, first I'm called/not called a racist for using a term that even your wife, who happens to be oriental (I'm using that since you've pointed out that she does prefer that term), doesn't find offensive. Then, when I say I had no idea that it was considered a racist slur, even though the great Jim Rome declared it so, you questioned/didn't question how I couldn't possibly know that. Then, when it became obvious that you were, in fact, calling me a racist for using the term, I said that I was merely quoting the guy from my original post, and you said you weren't questioning that.

I'm beginning to understand where your reading comprehension problems stem. It's from trying to understand your own writing. And I'll be damned, I can't blame you.

Oh wait, I forgot I'm supposed to be using this formal approach with you or you get the idea I'm all crazy mad.

You, sir, are damn near illiterate.

 

And this thread illustrates best why I just talk about TV shows on this site.

 

Q: What would've been the most appropriate response to this guy?

A: If you don't shut your goddamn pie hole, I gonna leave this table and GO GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT

 

Too easy.

 

Bravo.