Oogie Urbina ... up the river

It would not be a good idea to draft Ugueth Urbina for your fantasy team.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/baseball/2010AP_BBN_Urbina_Sentenced.html

 

Penis...
Beat me but 15 seconds... I deleted it.

 

We probably heard it in the same place.

 

Just saw this story on Yahoo. Wild stuff.

 

This is a first! An athlete heading to the slammer for attempted murder for once. O.J. is somewhere on the golf course going, "I feel bad for that guy, but fuck him. I need my 9-iron so if I do find the real killers, I'll club that motherfucker to death."

 

I understand another pitcher, Mariano Rivera, figured out a solution to that problem

 

Rae Carruth would tend to disagree.

 

I was more captivated by this headline on the right side of the page:

Cubs pitcher Wood has stiff shoulder

 

Hammer Pants: Wood a 'fraud ... dead to me.'

 

That's old news about Wood. That was out a week ago.

Who wants to take a shot at when Sweet Lou fucking loses it during the season?

I'm taking June 4th.

 

ok, good. glad they told us he was a free agent, just so now we know he's free to sign with any team.