Our house is a very fine house -- RUNNING THREAD

Re: Our house is a very fine house -- now bring gifts

Galileo! Galileo!
(Hey, Slap. Don't you hate it when the guests at your party get hammered and start singing along with the radio?)

 

Re: Our house is a very fine house -- now bring gifts

Had one buddy ask me today why he got an invite.
I told him that I had five friends in this state.

And I wanted him to see who they were...

 

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Sweetie, if you need Coffee Crisp and Mackintosh toffee, just zap me your addy and I'll be more than happy to send you some ... because that's what I do for the rare people I actually like.

 

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While I note that I too, in slappy's own state, am eversoclose to moving into our new, custom-built home, you don't see ME waving my arms and inviting y'all -- then again, I know who some of you are.

That said, slap-meister, I received your invite in the mail the other day and Mrs. Rockbottom and I are still trying to determine it. The beer selection will be a factor ... and, also, I trust I can bring some range balls so we can hit 8-irons at your neighbors from the front yard, yes?

rb

 

Re: Our house is a very fine house -- now bring gifts

while it is a relatively big lot (100x140) for most, a pitching wedge would have to do.
You, however, can continue to hit 8-iron...

As for the beer selection, we just plan on serving one kind. Cold. Ice cold. Best suited for a June day in Ala-flippin-bama...

 

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Greenbow? Damn, why didn't you say so? I've got the perfect gift. There's a kid there -- actually he's at least in his 50s now, but he's, uh, young at heart. Anyway, the guy loves to cut grass, and he does a fabulous job at it, so what I'm going to do is hook you up for free lifetime mowing (his lifetime). Just don't engage him in a footrace, because the sonafabitch sho is fast.

 

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Get into that gift bottle of tekillya already did ya?

 

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Well, it's either that or face the reality that, just like every other sport played internationally, we suck at soccer.

 

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So they didn't tell you yet about the part where everybody lines up and whacks you in the nuts with a nerf bat ?

 

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Only one I;d worry about doing that is Rockbottom.. and he'd miss

 

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House is clean, munchies are dealt with and time to get more ice...
But need more beer... suggestions???
Was leaning toward Yuengling... down here, they'll think it's an import

 

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Dude, if it ain't Budweiser, it's an import.