Penn State scorn versus Michigan State scorn

I know that this is on this week's college football thread, but I felt it should also be mentioned here: Michigan football is under a new NCAA investigation. https://www.freep.com/story/sports/...sign-stealing-ncaa-investigation/71241031007/

It's a dream season with two asterisks (Harbaugh's in-game suspensions being the other).

 

Michigan State stoops to a new low by threatening to not play a game because someone scouted their signals. YGBFKM.

 

If U-M didn't already have incentives to RUTS on Sparty over the fuckin moon, they do now.

 

So does Harbaugh say "Screw this" and go to the NFL after this season?

 

Would you believe the Michigan sign-stealing analyst is named Connor Stalions, a retired Marine Corps captain? Man, you can't make this stuff up.

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/...sign-stealing-ncaa-investigation/71252783007/

 

Does anyone even want him?

 

Oh, there are a lot of (too many) teams. Somebody's going to think Jimbo got smarter since his last try.

 

Connor Thee Stallions?

 

If you told Bob Kraft that Harbaugh was guaranteed to win a Super Bowl in the next two seasons, he’d ditch Belichick immediately.

 

No time is the best time to throw in a picture and a question about Hitler's birthday on the video board - if anyone asks.

 

I mean it got us to stop talking about how putrid Michigan State was.

 

Today's offering from the office of the interim acting designated substitute temporary president: