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Missouri Teacher Charged After Having Sex with Teen Student She Seduced with Shower Selfies

 

Definitely no phony.

 

It's weird that she looks better in her mug shot than her studio photo.

 

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something.

 

In her defense, this is perhaps the most rural of rural Missouri. This is “the sticks” to people who live in the sticks. Living there makes one suffer the kind of ennui that leads to really bad choices.

 

Caulfield is an unincorporated community in western Howell County, Missouri, United States.[1] It is located on U.S. Highway 160 and Missouri Route 101, approximately fifteen miles west of West Plains.

 

Solve for x.

X teacher.

 

I've been to St. Louis and KC. I have driven from STL to the Ozarks. Calling something in Missouri 'the sticks' is something else.

 

5 bedrooms for $525K ... some expensive sticks.

Cricket Lawanda Anderson

In the Rolling hills of the Beautiful Ozarks located in Caulfield, MO this 125 acres m/l farm with a mixture of woods and pasture is ideal for hunting, riding side by sides, raising cattle or horses, or just enjoying the spectacular views off your back deck. Spacious home with over 3300+ sq feet tucked back on a dead-end road with 4 ponds (one spring fed per homeowner), 2 wells, septic, and lots more. The home has a large kitchen with an island, double ovens, canned lighting, laundry room with sink and a custom-built pantry. A spacious living room with built in shelves, cathedral ceilings, natural lighting and a wood burning stove overlooks the land. Main level has three bedrooms with tray ceilings, three baths, laundry room/pantry. The full walkout basement has two bedrooms (non-conforming), one bath, a family room, and an office. Two Car attached garage, 6 bay machine barn, old hay barn, and lots of extras. Home does need some TLC On the back end of the property is an extra electric pole, wherein you can hook up a camper, or tiny home. The property is located within two miles from the Patrick Bridge boat launch of the North Fork of the White River and Bryant Creek. The North Fork White River is one of the prettiest free- flowing trophy trout streams in the Ozarks. It is fed by a multitude of natural springs; this river has been designated as a Blue-Ribbon Trout Area. Nearby are many canoeing/floating outfitters, lots of put in points if you have your own canoe or kayak, and it's also near the Mark Twain national forest. Within 10 minutes is Cloud 9 Ranch Club which is an Ozark Paradise, over 6500 acres in the heart of the Missouri Ozarks, this ranch has over 600 campsites, pools, rivers, creeks, and is known for its trails, fishing, and family friendly environment. This area has no shortage of things to do or nature to enjoy. Offered at $525, 000 call today for your private tour of this one-of-a-kind property. 2nd home on property has no value. Call to schedule your private showing today at 4172477470 or 4179342011​

 

For 125 acres? Seems like a steal to me.

 

360 acres of prime hunting in Caulfield.

 

It's 113 miles to the nearest interstate by car, for what it's worth. The closest big city is actually Memphis (Springfield doesn't count as a big city). Can't get much stickier.