Profanity filled Wal-Mart rant......part 3,193

[BTExpress]

Why do you people go to Wal-Mart at all?

It's the only place I know that sells my cats' favorite treats.

It's the only place I know (other than Target) I can find replacement blades/screens for my shaver. As well as cleaning solution for my razor.

It's the only place I know that I can buy those things and buy a soft pretzel to eat on the way home.

And you may not have heard, but the prices can't be beat.

Oops. I buried the lead.

"Mom and Pop" stores and restaurants may be hip to pretend you support . . . but most of the time they are overrated and overpriced.

 

[SixToe]

When I'm in the checkout line at my local grocery store and the cashier is about to go on break, they always tell me before I start unloading my cart.

As for pushing up the cart so they can restock it, that's too easy. They just have to push the cart around the store and put it all on the shelves.

Go through another line. Let them ring up everything. Then say, "Oh, I forgot my debit card. It's in the car." Disappear.

fork Wal-Mart.

 

[imjustagirl]

My favorite part about IJAG is her compassion. I think it's vastly underrated.

Glad someone finally noticed. I'm a forking saint.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Target is f'n Bergdorf-Goodman, compared to Sam's hovels.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

The prices betrween Wal-Mart, SuperTarget and Publix aren't that different, at least where I live. The latter two have a much better selection to choose from.

 

[hondo]

It's a freaking Wal-Mart. It's like going to McDonald's and complaining about the food. You should know what you're in for when you go through the door.

 

[Ace]

Wal-Mart's bad but Chef's unnecessarily derogatory musings about the Wal-Mart customers was worse.

I think you should restock some political correctness, Mr. Wal-Mart shopper. Just a smidgen.

 

[jgmacg]

I'm still pulling for the unretarded thin kid.

 

[friend of a friend]

I'm still pulling for the unretarded thin kid.

Good for you. That kid never catches a break.

 

[DemoChristian]

I'm still pulling for the unretarded thin kid.

Awesomeness.

 

[rube]

Chef, you've got to go through the do-it-yourself lane -- unless of course you've got a full cart. Which never stops the toothless white trash lady with a beer gut from taking an overflowing cart load so she can "accidentally forget" to scan half the cart. I've seen that about a million times.

But Wal-Mart does have several solid functions -- you can buy milk and motor oil at the same time, as well as booze and condoms at 2 a.m.

 

[alleyallen]

Not much to add here except we should never pile on a man for getting in a good rant. Let him vent and move on.