Profanity filled Wal-Mart rant......part 3,193

[Moderator1]

Then why forking say it?

That's twice as douchey.

I'm also not sure that the guy's name at the counter was Pedro either.

Jeebus, I guess I'm thrice as douchey.

And I'm guessing the guy in line wasn't Dum Phat Fuc.
So you are FOUR times as douchey with your insult to handicapped, overweight, Hispanic and Asians.
Wow. A Grand Slam.

I'd pay triple the price for anything to not get it at Wal-Mart. I'll do a Sam's Club but I will not do a Wal-Mart under any circumstances. The prices really aren't that much cheaper and the time/aggravation?
Did I say triple? I'll do a Chef and go to FOUR>

 

[JR]

My favorite part about IJAG is her compassion. I think it's vastly underrated.

She's the Mother Teresa of SportsJournalists.com

 

[beardpuller]

Damn, we need some better shirt to argue about. What's Rev. Wright up to today?

 

[Pilot]

I don't typically find Wal-Mart to be any cheaper than a regular chain grocery store (I've never been to an independent grocery store.) The grocery stores are actually often cheaper if you keep an eye on the sales and deals.

 

[playthrough]

Nothing like the unbridled venom of a Wal-Mart thread.

I can't say I boycott it, but I avoid it like the plague on weekends.

 

[slappy4428]

My area, Publix is far and away the higher priced of the three... supertarget is closer to Walmart, but any savings I would get from ST or Publix would be offset by gass, unless it's something I specifically want (See: Publix Subs or Molson/Labatt's) that Walmart doesn't carry or a stop if I'm out running around.

 

[Ace]

Chef, you've got to go through the do-it-yourself lane -- unless of course you've got a full cart. Which never stops the toothless white trash lady with a beer gut from taking an overflowing cart load so she can "accidentally forget" to scan half the cart. I've seen that about a million times.

But Wal-Mart does have several solid functions -- you can buy milk and motor oil at the same time, as well as booze and condoms at 2 a.m.

Booze and condoms I get. But milk and motor oil?

 

[slappy4428]

Chef, you've got to go through the do-it-yourself lane -- unless of course you've got a full cart. Which never stops the toothless white trash lady with a beer gut from taking an overflowing cart load so she can "accidentally forget" to scan half the cart. I've seen that about a million times.

But Wal-Mart does have several solid functions -- you can buy milk and motor oil at the same time, as well as booze and condoms at 2 a.m.

Booze and condoms I get. But milk and motor oil?

Make sure the car runs smoothly on the way to her house and milk to keep her baby fed and quiet so it doesn't wake all the other kids up while you're over and her husband's at work on the night shift.

 

[JR]

Damn, we need some better shirt to argue about. What's Rev. Wright up to today?

Did Fredo say something today?

 

[Ace]

Chef, you've got to go through the do-it-yourself lane -- unless of course you've got a full cart. Which never stops the toothless white trash lady with a beer gut from taking an overflowing cart load so she can "accidentally forget" to scan half the cart. I've seen that about a million times.

But Wal-Mart does have several solid functions -- you can buy milk and motor oil at the same time, as well as booze and condoms at 2 a.m.

Booze and condoms I get. But milk and motor oil?

Make sure the car runs smoothly on the way to her house and mike to keep her baby fed and quiet so it doesn't wake all the other kids up while you're over and her husband's at work on the night shift.

Thanks, slappy. Didn't have my head on straight.

 

[Tom Petty]

I'm still pulling for the unretarded thin kid.

Good for you. That kid never catches a break.

amen, brother.