Punctuation Challenge

You'll get banned by the BBC for making fun of stutterers!

 

"Is" is not "not."
"Not" is not "is."
"Is" is "is," not "is not."
Is it not?

 

Had I known we could break it down into more than one sentence I might have come up with something like that. I thought we had to keep it as one (run-on) sentence. ;D

 

This makes less sense, but if the teacher was looking for the answer "Had Had Had":

I had "Had Had"; Tom had "Had Had Had"; "Had Had Had" had the praise of the teacher.

 

I think we have have have have two winners.

 

Try this one.
Under_ground said in the Vince Young thread:

What are you talking about Young can throw the ball he is a double threat he can throw the ball and run it as well the man had over 400yards passing and 200yards rushing in the in the championship game against USC and you saying he can't throw please

 

His English teacher's head just exploded after having to read that.