Random Thoughts, the Sequel

[Write-brained]

Two accidents in two days. And to think, I had not been in one since November 1997 before that.

You're not supposed to watch the Tournament on TV when you're driving, Oz.

 

[Songbird]

Watched a movie last night on TCM, the first movie Andy Griffith appeared in (forgot the name), but damn it was good. He played a character named Lonesome Rhodes, and the political undertones were fantastic.

I also found out that I sleep much deeper when the TV is off. I woke up so refreshed. Then I watched (for the umteenth time) the infomercial on the Magic Bullet. No better acting on TV right there, especially the sundress-wearing grandma with a butt hanging from her mouth, the 6-inch ash never seeming to fall.

 

[Oz]

Two accidents in two days. And to think, I had not been in one since November 1997 before that.

You're not supposed to watch the Tournament on TV when you're driving, Oz.

I don't think I'll ever make enough to own a car with a TV in it, though that's the dream.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Nothing like getting called by your boss and asked to desk on your day off because the only other guy who can do it is "sick." Of course, the douchebag didn't work yesterday and who knows if he'll work tomorrow. Oh, and I have to work six days next week because a major event is in town. But my SE is a really nice guy and I could use the extra money. Still ... fork!

 

[Clever username]

The Dropkick Murphy's make it so the stupid forking retard of a reporter lady that sits next to me can't talk to me.

 

[Ellis Redding]

The Dropkick Murphy's make it so the stupid forking retard of a reporter lady that sits next to me can't talk to me.

Per SportsJournalists.com style, "stupid forking retard" should read "forktard." Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[Clever username]

The Dropkick Murphy's make it so the stupid forking retard of a reporter lady that sits next to me can't talk to me.

Per SportsJournalists.com style, "stupid forking retard" should read "forktard." Thank you for your cooperation.

I was going for emphasis, but I'll make the necessary adjustments in the future.

 

[jimnorden]

why didn't anybody tell the girl who was selling sea shells down by the se shore that she may want to move her business more inland, where free sea shells aren't out in plain view?

 

[spup1122]

Why can't a woodchuck chuck wood?

 

[Clever username]

Why can't I quit you people?

 

[three_bags_full]

Why can't a woodchuck chuck wood?

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/rd1.htm

Enjoy.

 

[spup1122]

Because we're amazing.