Random Thoughts, the Sequel

OK, I'm talking to Christ and there's a LAST SUPPER print ad on the page. .... wow.

 

This is what happens when I go to Dennys.

Christ appears.

Threads get banned.

And I'm not drunk when I come home.

 

I've always loved the Denver omelet and I used to go to IHOP for meals after drinking and discovered all it had was the "Colorado omelet" which was pretty much a Denver omelet. I asked the waitress for a Denver omelet and she just stared at me.
This brings up this question: Does Denny's have some sort of copyright on the Denver omelet, or is IHOP just full of pussies?

 

This is what happens when you shoot a 15-under par on Tiger Woods golf

Christ appears.

4 mph winds move your ball like they are 50 mph winds.

The computer forces you to miss easy putts to make you shoot an even par round.

 

No, Dennys is fucking EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

I only went there tonight because IHOP was so fucking crowded that if Christ himself came in there, asked for his last supper and sat down in the waiting area, HE wouldn't have been served for 2 hours.

I love IHOP. Hate Dennys.

ON the other hand, I did have some pancakes tonight for the first time in like 3 years. I missed those.

 

In the town I live in, Denny's is definitely better. It is farther away, but you can smoke in it, they don't care about crazy, loud drunks, and they have Denver omelet's. That is all you need.

 

that is a lie. the IHOP in your town is much, much better.

 

Wrong. You probably haven't been in my town in 15 years, the Denny's is much better it is just located in a sketchy place. The IHOP used to be cool, but then they changed the entire night crew and wanted people to be quite, so the "old people" with their grandchildren could enjoy their meal like we were enjoying ours.
My response was, "What old people have their grandchildren at IHOP at 3 a.m.?

FuckabunchofIHOP.

 

Old people at IHOP at 3 a.m. in the morning?

ARe you drunk?

 

I'm drunk presently, yes. But that is what the IHOP night crew claims. FUCK IHOP, go to Denny's.

 

Dude, me and you are going to battle over what late night breakfast spot to hit if we ever meet up. IHOP is KING!

 

Bring. It. On.