Random Thoughts, the Sequel

[Write-brained]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

only without 17-inchers, right?

we're talking about monitors right?

Baseball bats. Opening day.

Ready for that home run twit. I mean trot.

that would have been funny if it were a response to a guy, dude.

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

 

[Tom Petty]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

only without 17-inchers, right?

we're talking about monitors right?

Baseball bats. Opening day.

Ready for that home run twit. I mean trot.

that would have been funny if it were a response to a guy, dude.

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

i don't think christ would have laughed, either.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

and since I am now home: The count is at 10 forking pages since I left work.

Jeebus that's awesome!

 

[Write-brained]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

only without 17-inchers, right?

we're talking about monitors right?

Baseball bats. Opening day.

Ready for that home run twit. I mean trot.

that would have been funny if it were a response to a guy, dude.

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

i don't think christ would have laughed, either.

No, he would've wept.

 

[Tom Petty]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

only without 17-inchers, right?

we're talking about monitors right?

Baseball bats. Opening day.

Ready for that home run twit. I mean trot.

that would have been funny if it were a response to a guy, dude.

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

i don't think christ would have laughed, either.

No, he would've wept.

if i didn't know you better, i'd think you were calling jebus a sissy.

 

[CradleRobber]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

Actually, just about anyone who's ever been forked over is like that, or at least that's a common denominator among clingy people. I think it's best that clingy people date clingy people.

The younger they are, the more insecure they are. It's a challenge.

 

[Tom Petty]

and since I am now home: The count is at 10 forking pages since I left work.

Jeebus that's awesome!

Make sure you catch my 1,000th post ...

you might want to reread his post. he was speaking to you for fork's sake.

 

[Mayfly]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

only without 17-inchers, right?

we're talking about monitors right?

Baseball bats. Opening day.

Ready for that home run twit. I mean trot.

that would have been funny if it were a response to a guy, dude.

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

i don't think christ would have laughed, either.

no...christ would not have laughed. He would be getting the ingredients together for his Last Supper.

 

[Bubbler]

Holy forking shirt!

There were two cats getting it on my driveway just now. I've heard cats doing it before, but these cats must have been getting some serious freak on.

To make you understand, my computer is in my finished basement. My basement walls are made of reinforced concrete, the foundation of my house is like a forking battleship. I can very rarely even hear what's going on inside the house directly above me, much less what's going on outside.

Despite that, I heard the cats' orgasmic screeches from down here.

And what orgasmic screeches they were! Really freaky, acid-trippy type shirt. It sounded like a demonic wind-up baby toy that had just been mortally impaled with an iron cross. Or maybe it was a demonic baby crying from the seventh circle of heck? Something like that.

We had our windows open and it woke up my wife, who had somehow never heard cats forking before. She was freaked out.

I went outside to shoo them away. The cats were not happy, meowing at me disappointingly. I can't translate cat, but I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of, "fork you cork-blocking asshole!"

 

[Write-brained]

and since I am now home: The count is at 10 forking pages since I left work.

Jeebus that's awesome!

Make sure you catch my 1,000th post ...

you might want to reread his post. he was speaking to you for fork's sake.

Oh, yeah. the whole jeebus thing throws me. Like I said, the omniscience is wearing off.

 

[Chi City 81]

Steelers suck. Royals suck. Jayhawks suck.

cubs suck the blue bird of cocksuckery's cork ... bears, too/

You're really fascinated with cocksucking, eh Tomas?

yes, yes i am. my weekly "good luck at work this week" hummer is just around the corner. about 21 hours away and counting. only thing i really can believe in, actually.

Is he any good?

 

[Write-brained]

No matter how many times you guys will say that I still have a thing for the other girl, it's over, and I want the other girl to know that, but no matter how many times I say it to her, she won't believe me. I guess when a girl carries a lot of baggage, I should not be the train to pick her up.

Mayfly, girls are like that. No matter how much you reassure or prove to them it's over, it never is in their minds. How old are you and how old are said girls?

Some guys are the exact same way. FYI.

only without 17-inchers, right?

we're talking about monitors right?

Baseball bats. Opening day.

Ready for that home run twit. I mean trot.

that would have been funny if it were a response to a guy, dude.

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

i don't think christ would have laughed, either.

no...christ would not have laughed. He would be getting the ingredients together for his Last Supper.

shoo, fly, shoo