Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Acceptable, perhaps. But I still don't think I would have laughed.

 

i don't think christ would have laughed, either.

 

and since I am now home: The count is at 10 fucking pages since I left work.

Jeebus that's awesome!

 

No, he would've wept.

 

if i didn't know you better, i'd think you were calling jebus a sissy.

 

The younger they are, the more insecure they are. It's a challenge.

 

you might want to reread his post. he was speaking to you for fuck's sake.

 

no...christ would not have laughed. He would be getting the ingredients together for his Last Supper.

 

Holy fucking shit!

There were two cats getting it on my driveway just now. I've heard cats doing it before, but these cats must have been getting some serious freak on.

To make you understand, my computer is in my finished basement. My basement walls are made of reinforced concrete, the foundation of my house is like a fucking battleship. I can very rarely even hear what's going on inside the house directly above me, much less what's going on outside.

Despite that, I heard the cats' orgasmic screeches from down here.

And what orgasmic screeches they were! Really freaky, acid-trippy type shit. It sounded like a demonic wind-up baby toy that had just been mortally impaled with an iron cross. Or maybe it was a demonic baby crying from the seventh circle of hell? Something like that.

We had our windows open and it woke up my wife, who had somehow never heard cats fucking before. She was freaked out.

I went outside to shoo them away. The cats were not happy, meowing at me disappointingly. I can't translate cat, but I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of, "fuck you cock-blocking asshole!"

 

Oh, yeah. the whole jeebus thing throws me. Like I said, the omniscience is wearing off.

 

Is he any good?

 

shoo, fly, shoo