Random Thoughts the Third

What's sadder?

The fantasy football league commish caring so much that he is nit-picking about my selection of WR starters, like a Monday Morning QB, ON A WEEK WE ARE NOT PLAYING EACH OTHER...

...or...

Me getting pissed off because he won't stop asking me why I started Dominic Hixson as my 3rd WR?


Seriously dude...it's not that big of a deal.

 

Why did you start Dominic Hixson as your 3rd WR?

 

Domenik Hixson's not very good.

 

I royally fucked up that first name. However, the point stands. Hixson's only purpose during games is to fist himself on the sidelines. Which actually might get spike points if he's in a PPR league.

 

Yeah, I think it was a really dumb move on spikechiquet's part to start Domenik Hixson.

I also think it was Mrs. Hixson who fucked up Domenik's first name.

 

I just discovered it's actually Domenik Hixon. And he's owned by 0.7% of ESPN fantasy teams.

So...spike...you smoke bath salts, get naked, fight some cops and set your roster on Saturday night?

 

He's destroying the integrity of the league with this Dominic/Domenik Hixson/Hixon bullshit.

 

Maybe he's in a 16-team league with deep rosters.

Or maybe he sucks.

Either way.

 

I would be surprised if spike's invited to join the legue next year. He's going to get blackballed like a Kardashian.

 

Uncle. We have a purpose. It's certainly not to be reasonable. It's a gift for spike when he wakes up.

 

Domenick Hixon? Was Brian Finneran taken?

 

Maybe he was playing a hot chick this week? Oh, right, he doesn't have any use for attractive women who have their clothes on.

Maybe he was playing a porn star?