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Really bad names

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by WazzuGrad00, Nov 4, 2008.

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  1. WazzuGrad00

    WazzuGrad00 Guest

    Just visited our local Wal-Mart and the name of one of the checkers is Phyllistine.

    I'd love to know what the rejected options were.
     
    WazzuGrad00, Nov 4, 2008
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  2. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Palestine
    Palpatine
    Palpable
     
    Sam Mills 51, Nov 4, 2008
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  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Ashley spelled Ashole.
     
    mustangj17, Nov 4, 2008
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  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Anfernee.
     
    mike311gd, Nov 4, 2008
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  5. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    There was a girl in my middle school named Smokey Dawn Hickey.
     
    Trey Beamon, Nov 4, 2008
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  6. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson.
     
    friend of a friend, Nov 4, 2008
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  7. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Dick Trickle
     
    OTD, Nov 4, 2008
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  8. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    My buddy's mom is an elementary school guidance counselor and had a kid a couple of years ago whose first and middle names were Father Universal.
     
    Big Circus, Nov 4, 2008
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  9. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Went to highschool with a kid named Dick Wilcox (and I don`t believe Dick was short for Richard). Stuck with an unfortunate family name. I actually worked for his Grandpa also named Dick Wilcox for a summer on their farm. They raised wild boars. Very tasty, but mean sonsofbitches.

    My all time favourite, though, is former WADA head -- Dick Pound. That`s a name to brag about.
     
    Beef03, Nov 4, 2008
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  10. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    There was a professor at my school named Richard Handler.
     
    Big Circus, Nov 4, 2008
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  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Dick Cummings on the floor below mine.
     
    mike311gd, Nov 4, 2008
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  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
     
    imjustagirl, Nov 4, 2008
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