Reveal three random facts about yourself

Since we're delving into personals today...

I've had four surgeries on my feet.

I had a Bandit bicycle growing up.

I bite my fingernails.

 

In high school, my friends and I would take drivers and pitching wedges to the mini-golf course.

I once played a game of duck-duck-goose with a Japanese marching band.

I have been shirtless at -50 degrees.

 

Cleaning my ears is my favorite personal hygiene routine.

I have seen my own arm bone. Not on an X-Ray.

I never traveled off the east coast until my senior year of college and in the 10 years since I have been to Alaska, Hawaii, Thailand, Guatemala and most of the upper midwest.

 

I have cheated on every girl I have ever seriously dated.

I'm adopted, and my birth parents are French.

I was a DJ at a bar in college, best way to drink for free!

 

1. My pug has no balls
2. My mother was a boll weevil
3. I go by the name "Giuseppi" at night

 

1. I sit whilst I relieve myself almost every time.
2. I can crack every joint in my fingers, often multiple times in succession.
3. Both my father's and my monogram spell actual words.

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1.) I'm terrible at home repairs
2.) I have taken a dump on three continents and an island (in the Indian Ocean) within 24 hours
3.) My cheesecakes are better than any you'll find in a restaurant

 

I once ate seven chicken subs and a pizza in one afternoon at the bar.
I taught mysel how to write cursive in first grade.
I bowl overhand.

 

I always put my left sock and left shoe on first. Always.

I've undergone an amputation of sorts

My middle name is the first name of my father's favorite brother. After a falling out they did not speak to each other the last 20 years of my uncle's life.

 

--I play pool lefthanded
--I have an Elrod Hendricks autograph
--I took disco-dancing lessons as a teen with a milf

 

-- I am a recovered drug addict
-- I am a recovered role playing game addict
-- I have never been in Cliff Claven's kitchen