RIP Ken Lay...

...moving now. No word on how.

Edit:
MSNBC reporting he died of a heart attack.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

No word yet if President Bush will attend the funeral of his No. 1 fundraiser and the host of his inaugural party. Ditto Dick Cheney, who turned to Ken Lay for help in crafting the Administration's energy policy.

 

The only tragedy here is that Lay didn't die in a federal pound me in the ass prison.

 

I thought a heart attack required an actual heart.

Condolences to his family.

 

Christ, that's the ultimate plea bargain to escape prison time.

 

Ha! Story says he died at his vacation home in Colorado. Probably had a room full of strippers, coke and $100 bills.

 

Yes. I think that very much.

I also think some of the people he brought down might have had some reason to off him, too.

Either way, I hope it was painful.

 

Good riddance.

Give my regards to Lucifer, Astaroth and Beelzebub, Kenneth.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it? J. Skilling, you're next.

(Sorry, but the wife of a good friend who lives in Houston lost over $200K when Enron collapsed.)

 

Actually, Drudge did say suicide originally, but as usual, once the official statement of heart attack comes, does he retract and correct?

Nah....delete, never happened.

 

The one thing he isn't is dead. He stashed a lot of money somewhere and is now going to live the rest of his life in seclusion.

Bet your sweet ass on that.

Sort of reminds me of Robin Coldicort (sp.) from Cheers, when he stashed 6 million dollars into belts and such before saying goodbye to Rebecca. I think that's how it went.

Nevertheless, Lay ain't dead.

 

Who's going to write the official SportsJournalists.com statement of condolence?

 

So Kenny Boy is going to hang with Elvis?