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Save Screech's House

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Jun 14, 2006.

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  1. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    How big was the crowd? Was he an opening act or the headliner?

    What's funny is that both of the other two guys from Saved By The Bell are widely rumored to be gay. I read somewhere that the reason Mario Lopez' marriage to the Doritos Girl only lasted three months was because she caught him with another guy. Who knows what's true and what isn't but it's pretty funny stuff...

    I hope he keeps his house. But I just don't see myself plunking down $15 or $20 for a T-shirt... I'll be curious how well he does. I'll bet he gets pretty close...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Jun 15, 2006
    #25
  2. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Fuck that guy.

    Let him pay for his own house.
     
    spaceman, Jun 15, 2006
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  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Here's a story on the specifics...

    http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=435980
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jun 15, 2006
    #27
  4. Dynasty99

    Dynasty99 Member

    Someone should go and light his house on fire and leave a burning Zack mannequin on his lawn.
     
    Dynasty99, Jun 15, 2006
    #28
  5. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I'll admitt it, he's kinda cute.

    Mizzou, Slater's girlfriend cheated on him at her pre-wedding party.
     
    farmerjerome, Jun 15, 2006
    #29
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Funny, the J-S story didn't say anything about his 10-inch cock. ;D

    He didn't let reporters into his house. It makes me wonder if he has a Mark-Paul Gosselaar dart board. He's probably bitter they picked him to replace The Ricker on NYPD Blue.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Jun 15, 2006
    #30
  7. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    mizzou,

    saw him at a comedy club, so it wasn't huge, you know? it was one of those cheesy clubs that apparently was set up traying to be 'evening at the improv' with the same cliche brick wall behind him and everything.

    that said, it was packed. i think he sold out all five shows. and he was definitely the headliner. was worth my $12 or whatever i paid. i mean, shit, it was screech. he was ok. entertaining enough.
     
    HoopsMcCann, Jun 15, 2006
    #31
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Here's hoping he doesn't fall into the pills like Jessie did.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Jun 15, 2006
    #32
  9. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    HoopsMcCann, Jun 15, 2006
    #33
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    It would be interesting to see how you could work the 10-inch thing into a mainstream paper.

    said Diamond, who is hung like a horse.

    said Diamond, while twirling his exceptionally large pecker.

    said Diamond, who was immortalized in a song by Arrowsmith (or whatever group that did song).
     
    Moderator1, Jun 15, 2006
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  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Mod One:

    You got the song right--'Big Ten Inch Record' from "Toys In the Attic".

    But you butchered the band name. Arrowsmith?

    Let's try Aerosmith.

    You're welcome. Now, back to listening to 'Help" by the Beetles.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Jun 15, 2006
    #35
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Said Diamond, as he uncoiled his 10-inch pecker...

    OK, who was the hottest of the three girls on SBTB?
     
    Mizzougrad96, Jun 15, 2006
    #36
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