Save Screech's House

[Mizzougrad96]

saw him do standup a month or so ago...  was pretty good

he had to deal with a lot of hecklers, but pretty early someone started and he said, 'imagine how you're going to feel when you have to tell your friends you got your ass beat by screech'

he went on some deal about zack being gay, too

and then near the end, some girl yells out 'screech!' and without missing a beat, he yells, 'dumb bench!'

it worked

it was a decent set... and, well, it was dustin diamond, we had to go just to say we went

How big was the crowd? Was he an opening act or the headliner?

What's funny is that both of the other two guys from Saved By The Bell are widely rumored to be gay. I read somewhere that the reason Mario Lopez' marriage to the Doritos Girl only lasted three months was because she caught him with another guy. Who knows what's true and what isn't but it's pretty funny stuff...

I hope he keeps his house. But I just don't see myself plunking down $15 or $20 for a T-shirt... I'll be curious how well he does. I'll bet he gets pretty close...

 

[spaceman]

fork that guy.

Let him pay for his own house.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Here's a story on the specifics...

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=435980

 

[Dynasty99]

Someone should go and light his house on fire and leave a burning Zack mannequin on his lawn.

 

[farmerjerome]

Ladies, is it just me, or did Screech Powers turn out not half bad?

That's a terrible story.  If it's true, I hope Arthur feels the full effect of 'Saved By the Bell' fans' wrath rain down on him.

I'll admitt it, he's kinda cute.

Mizzou, Slater's girlfriend cheated on him at her pre-wedding party.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Funny, the J-S story didn't say anything about his 10-inch cork. ;D

He didn't let reporters into his house. It makes me wonder if he has a Mark-Paul Gosselaar dart board. He's probably bitter they picked him to replace The Ricker on NYPD Blue.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

mizzou,

saw him at a comedy club, so it wasn't huge, you know? it was one of those cheesy clubs that apparently was set up traying to be 'evening at the improv' with the same cliche brick wall behind him and everything.

that said, it was packed. i think he sold out all five shows. and he was definitely the headliner. was worth my $12 or whatever i paid. i mean, shirt, it was screech. he was ok. entertaining enough.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Here's hoping he doesn't fall into the pills like Jessie did.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

Here's hoping he doesn't fall into the pills like Jessie did.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/imsoexcited/male

 

[Moderator1]

It would be interesting to see how you could work the 10-inch thing into a mainstream paper.

said Diamond, who is hung like a horse.

said Diamond, while twirling his exceptionally large pecker.

said Diamond, who was immortalized in a song by Arrowsmith (or whatever group that did song).

 

[Captain_Kirk]

It would be interesting to see how you could work the 10-inch thing into a mainstream paper.

said Diamond, who was immortalized in a song by Arrowsmith (or whatever group that did song).

Oh Great Mod One:

You got the song right--'Big Ten Inch Record' from "Toys In the Attic".

But you butchered the band name. Arrowsmith?

Let's try Aerosmith.

You're welcome. Now, back to listening to 'Help" by the Beetles.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Said Diamond, as he uncoiled his 10-inch pecker...

OK, who was the hottest of the three girls on SBTB?